HOETIP #85

Treat your body like a temple.

If that temple happens to get you free Jaggerbombs at the bar, so be it.

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HOETIP #84

If you have sex you’re going to get pregnant.. and die.
Mean Girls warned you of this.

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HOETIP #83

If he still wears superhero underoo’s, it may be a sign you’re too old
for him. Or that he has incredible emotional issues that no hoe can solve.

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HOETIP# 82

In my experience, if someone has to tell you they’re in all the way
you better hope they have a strong tongue

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HOETIP #81

If you look like you rolled around in a bag of doritos
you should reconsider your tanning bed usage.

-Tyna

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HOETIP #78

Piling on makeup doesn’t hide the fact that you’re wearing sweats,
even if they are LuLu*s. Have conviction, hoes. Make a choice!

Partial cred to Veronica, thanks girl!

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HOETIP #77

Hoetips are for hoes who wanna be awesome not for
wanna be hoes who wanna diss the tips. Don’t hate,
stay classy.

cred:veronica

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HOETIP #76

If your hoe looks like she’s about to throw up on the shoes
you let her borrow, help a hoe out and get her to a toilet!

cred: Veronica

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HOETIP #75

A hoe never leaves another hoe behind!

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HOETIP #74

If you’re into him, tell him. If he likes you back he’ll let you know.
Don’t let a good one slip into the arms of another hoe just
because you were too shy to say anything.

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HOETIP #73

If you’re taken, be taken. Flirting with another guy is not classy,
it’s slutty. If your eye is still wandering, he’s not the one.

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HOETIP #72

Ladies: We know how hard it is to find jeans that fit.
Put in the extra 20 minutes, muffin top is never flattering

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HOETIP # 71

Wearing slutty clothes doesn’t make you look hot.
Just because it zips doesn’t mean it fits!

cred: Caroline and Sydney Mickey

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Anonymous asked: how do you get attention?

I do what every hoe should do, I dress nice, act classy and show them boys I can elegantly drink them under the table